How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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