Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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