Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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