I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We're too hungover to prance.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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