just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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