He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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