everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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