these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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