Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
