I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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