She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You pole danced in your parka.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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