I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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