actually, I'm a sock model
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Randomize
