I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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