Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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