Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I need to stop coming to work sober
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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