I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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