You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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