guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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