$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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