I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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