cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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