its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Are my feet made of real feet?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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