What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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