week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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