And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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