just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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