i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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