physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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