Too much gin, very little bucket
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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