If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
too bad you live with your parents still
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Dignity is for republicans.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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