he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
do herpes really smell.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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