I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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