I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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