i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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