Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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