Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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