I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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