i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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