its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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