And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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