I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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