I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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