i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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