pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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