Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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