she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Damn victory sex feels great
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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