What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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