I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So here I am, sexting at work.
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