Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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