In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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