gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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