Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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