On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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