I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
