Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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