Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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